Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Click here to end the world.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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Ben Affleck

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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