- Anti Joke

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.