- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Drew Knowles is gay

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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