Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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