- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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