Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Your Mom The End.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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