- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Two planes walk into an office building

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