- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Patriarchy.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

chinga tue madre Ryan

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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