- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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