- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

can you touch your toes? no

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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