What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

SEX

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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