Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Your Mum is soo fat.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Turkeys are obese

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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