Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Haha, I get it..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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