- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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