Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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