What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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