- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Mooses

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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