Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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women's rights

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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