what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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