- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Drew Knowles is gay

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