5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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