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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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