Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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