- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

what is 3+3= 8

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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