You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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hear hear

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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I have suicidal thoughts

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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