So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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