- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Your life

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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