Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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su algato es en fuego

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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