Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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