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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

why did the girl cry because she was raped

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

who do we all like george goodburn

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