Tommy got neutered.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Justin Bieber

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Amazing

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Anti Joke

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