- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Knock Knock? Come in.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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