- Anti Joke

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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