Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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