How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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do you have a wife?

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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I'm gay.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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whats brown and booky a book.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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