- Anti Joke

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

what goes boo a sock

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.