- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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