What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Women's rights.

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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