A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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