- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Why can't february march Because april may

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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