What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Thats what she said

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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