- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Win industrial estate, Newry

Ham sandwich

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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