Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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