- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What is better than tissues? Correct!

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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