- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Immigration Laws

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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