Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Im gay What about you

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

non poop

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What black and has children A black man

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Your so gay, that you like men!

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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