- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Y u do dis?

belly button

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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