one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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