- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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