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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

A hill billy went fishing

European on my shoes, buddy.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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